So lets start off with an introduction hi myself since no one has read my blog. Okay so if you r reeding dis blog den heer ur guide to faicebuk. And no this is not in a foreign language this is how people talk on facebook.
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Likes
Here's what you need to know about likes. It will show up on your page on facebook so be careful if you like something that your mom would disapprove of. If the thing you liked looks like this "************abc************abc**********abc*************** abc********" well you might want to delete that post and/or not do that next time. Well okay thats pretty much it for that one moving on
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"Friends"
This is a very important topic that really and when i say really i mean really needs to be discussed. That totally cute guy you "friended" could be a bald pedo. My rule unless you know them don't friend them. if you dont like them or arent friends dont send them a request. If you are friends with your boyfriend dont post "I love you so much" on his wall. Do what i do save that for when your alone, I don't even do that then.
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Posts
So last one. Okay lets use an example. Big earthquake just shakes and oh its supposed to be doomsday or somethin'. You log onto facebook. You see that one of your friends friends has posted a lovely message in mostly caps. here it is. "HOLY MOTHER **** THAT WAS A ****** CREEPY EARTHQUAKE. I was so scared when it hit i was watching tv and then "OH ******"
A. DONT TALK LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU COULD BREAK CAPS LOCK AND THEN WHEN YOU REALLY NEED IT IT WONT WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DONT SWEAR ALSO.
Dont post anything you wouldn't want your mom to see.
SO that was it. Class Class CLASS : sister mary elephant cheech and chong
