Friday, April 26, 2013

good songs about weird stuff p2

Sweet Caroline-Neil Diamond
Everyone has done a cover of this song. What they had to ignore or miss completely was the fact that he is singing about the president's daughter on her horse and he's in L-O-V-E love and wow isn't that creepy. Who killed John F Kennedy. Neil Diamond shot John F. Kennedy. Why did he shoot John F. Kennedy? Because he wanted to be with John's daughter but she was too young so he killed her dad. The end
Can we get a picture of Neil Diamond. Sure. The girl he's singing about. No promises.

great songs about weird stuff

The best songs that are about the worst things
1. Death Cab For Cutie- possess your Heart
Why I like it: The intro. The lyrics. It's like a book elegantly bound but in a language that you can't read just yet.
Why it's about something weird: It's about a stalker. Think about it. You got to spend some time love. I know that you'll find, love, I will possess your heart. 
2. The vapors- turning japanese
Why it's the best- It really isn't the best but it is the subject of controversy. It's catchy.
Why it's not appropriate: Just look it up. Doesn't matter whatever you read is true. I can't go into detail here. This blog would not get a single like. Just... don't look at any videos. 
3. Tom Petty- Mary Jane's Last Dance
Why it's the best: A Tom and B Petty.
Why it's inappropriate: Necrophiliacs. Just look it up
I have to go to sleep now.



Thursday, April 4, 2013

What's up peoples.
I've decided to make a post on the top best internet trends and the worst.
Best

  1.  Troll faces
  2. Keep calm and ....
  3. troll comics
  4. smosh
  5. jennifer lawrence when she fell at the bottom of the stairs
  6. Mallworld
  7. Petville (no longer available)
Worst 
  1. Yolo
  2. swag
  3. swaggy
  4. hash tag 
  5. this dude( he wipes his mouth at 0:10)
  6. Go daddy 
  7. happy tree friends 
  8. bunny getting hit by a racecar

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Things that annoy me updated

What up peoples its the new blog post for annoying things.
1. twilight. or more specifically K. Stewart. stop biting your lip.
2. TERRY FATOR AND JEFF DUNHAM NEED TO STOP NOW!!!
3. please stop TYPING LIKE THIS
4. reality tv (psst it's not real, it's all staged.)
5. when people on the freaking subway do not cover their mouth when coughing. Also PUT SOME DEODORANT ON. please?
6. people saying yo.
7. people saying swag
8. people saying yolo.
9. rappers using yolo.
10. rappers copying other rappers.
11. when my friends hate my other friends. Then i feel weird having to say hi to both of them.
12. when people put propaganda on the internet. Just stop just stop.
13. When people say something like: Finding a place to board my 3 horses is so difficult. we know your just bragging about your horse. not everyone has a backyard that can fit 3 shetland ponies.
14. When your friends try to one up each other. Oh my god. This annoys me.

Friday, January 11, 2013

THINGS THAT ANNOY ME!!!

Hey guys, so here are the things that i hate(not hate dislike)
nosy people
when i cant remember the lyrics to a song.
When people sing the wrong lyrics
when my dog eats my toast
when my cat licks the butter off my toast
my cat is British apparently because she drinks my tea.
When I have to read a boring book.
When an informative book is called something exciting. Don't use an exciting title for a boring book. You might as well put a disclaimer
Vampire diaries
People who post on facebook lik tihs
Hlleo my nmae is Emma
Jsut sotp
okay
when people invade MY PERSONAL SPACE
WHEN PEOPLE MAKE THE DUCK FACE
WHEN PEOPLE TYPE LIKE THIS.
when people type this. alkdjfldkjkjfldkjfkldjfdlkjfdlkfjkldjfdlkfjdlkfjdklsjflskdjfskldfsldkfsdklfjsdlkfsdlkfsdjfskldjfdslkfsedklf dslf dslkfjdsklfjdsklfjdsklfsdlkfdsklfjsdklfjsdlkfjsldfjslxfjskldjflsdkfhdsklefwkldsufrewdsifuwjeskldfjsdklfjldskfjsldkfjldskfjsldkfjeskldfjlskjfsldkfjslkdfjsdlkjfsldkfjskldjfsldkfjdsklfjsdlkfj
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When people actually send me chain mail
I will not die tomorrow if i do not send this. ahhh!
When people put 500 exclamation points after something that doesn't deserve it.
Deserving: I'm pregnant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not deserving: I just coughed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deserving: I just coughed up blood !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not deserving: I just burned my tongue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mehhh

Sunday, November 18, 2012

rap
my vote:
drake
who won:
nicki minaj
alternative rock
my vote:
black keys
who won
linkin park


Why facebook and myspace can't compete:
Okay myspace here is why you can never win over facebook.
less computer games then facebook
crappy music
trying too hard.
trying to be a hipster
not user friendly
way too many notifications about useless crud.
too many notifications from the real sight such as: So and so that you never knew wants to be best friends.
anyone can friend you without you accepting